Tired of the same sappy, cookie-cutter cards? Same. That’s why I created this collection of quirky, funny, and unapologetically original greeting cards. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, breakup, promotion, or just feel like being slightly inappropriate in a heartfelt way, there’s a card here for that.
Each card is:
These aren’t just cards—they’re mini mic drops in envelope form. And yes, we care about the planet too.
Birthday Collection
Cake, candles, and a card that actually makes them laugh. Celebrate their day with something unexpected, witty, and totally unboring.
Birthday Collection
Celebrate their day with something unexpected, witty, and totally unboring.
Mother’s Day Collection
For the mom who raised you and your sarcasm. These cards say “I love you” without sounding like a H**lmark commercial.
Father’s Day Collection
Dad jokes? Never heard of ’em. These cards bring the laughs without the clichés—and yes, he’ll probably keep it in his sock drawer forever.
Graduation Collection
Caps off, sarcasm on. Send your grad off into the real world with a card that’s as real as their student loan debt.
Thank You Collection
Because gratitude doesn't have to be boring. Say “thanks” with a little personality (and possibly a well-placed pun).